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Bankrupt Zoo

Joke Submitted By:: Garry Desmond

A zoo is going bankrupt, before long all the money dries up and the zoo keeper, who is passionate about his animals, has no food left to feed them. One morning when he arrives at work all the bees in the bee house are dead. Upset he thinks "Well I cant waste them!" He took them over to the bird house and fed them to the finches.

After a week all the bees were gone and the finches starved to death, again saddened the zoo keeper thinks "Well I can't waste them, theres a lot of meat there!" So he took them over to the monkey house so the monkeys had something to eat.

Another week passed and after the finches were gone the monkeys starved to death, in one last attempt to save at least some of the animals the zoo keeper put all the dead chimps into a wheel barrow and rolled them over to the lions cage for the lions to eat. As he's approaching the enclosure one lion says to another "Oh my god not finch, chimps and bees again!"


(Think about it, and say it out loud without saying fish chips and beans!)

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