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Two Friends Died and went to heaven

Joke Submitted By:: Kristi VanTassel

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman:    Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman:  Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die?

1st woman:    I froze to death.

2nd woman:  How horrible!

1st woman:    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold, I began to feel numb, warm and sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?

2nd woman:  I died of a  massive heart attack.  I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came
home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:    So, what happened?

2nd woman:  I was so sure there was another
woman there somewhere that I started running all
over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:  Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-- you and I

both would still be alive.

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