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Joke Submitted By:: Colin Skegness Liberal Club

Paddy and mick are walking down the street when a lorry goes by with rolls of turn on the back. Paddy says "When I win De Lottery I'm going to do dat."

"Do what? Drive a turf truck?" Replies Mick

"No ya idiot oim going to send me grass AWAY to be cut."

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