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Joke Submitted By:: Garry Desmond

Paddy walks into a chip shop and says to the man behind the counter

"Ye wouldn't have dat film de guns of navarone would ya?"

The man replies "No sorry mate this is a chip shop"

"Ah ok" replies Paddy  "Den would ye happen to have de sound of music?"

The man replied a little more irritated "What did I just say to you??? This is a chip show we sell fish and chips"

Paddy said "Ok keep yer knickers on oil have a bag of chips" Then as the man goes to serve the chips Paddy blurts out "And a fish called wanda!"

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