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0 to 150 in three seconds

Joke Submitted By:: garry desmond

Trying to be romantic the husband asked his wife

"What would you like for our 10th wedding anniversary darling?"

Not being the nicest of women and demanding something he could not deliver she replied

"I want something that goes from 0 to 150 in three seconds, not that I'll get it!"

But she did! Her husband bought her some bathroom scales.

Revenge complete!

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