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Kiss per metre

Joke Submitted By:: Garry Desmond

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per metre," replied the smirking male sales assistant.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten metres."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the shop assistant quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old woman standing beside her. "My Granny will pay the bill," she smiled.

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