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Labour Puppies

Joke Submitted By:: Garry Desmond

Cherie Blair was on her way somewhere when he came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies are they?"
The boy replies, "They're New Labour puppies, Ma'am." With this she smiles and walks off.

Later on that day she mentions to Tony about the boy and his puppies and suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The next week Tony was on his way to Chequers and saw the boy and his puppies. He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?" The boy replies, "They're Conservative puppies, Sir."

"Conservative puppies?" Tony asked. "Last week you told my wife they were New Labour puppies." The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes."

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