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PM Saved From Drowning

Joke Submitted By:: Garry Desmond

One day Gordon Brown was out walking and accidentally stumbled and fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet Prime Minister out of the river.


After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."


The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"

"I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Brown.


"I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.

"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the grateful Brown.


"And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy.

"I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!"

"No -- but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."

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