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Flies in the beer

Joke Submitted By:: Garry Desmond

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman all ordered a pint and went to sit down to chat.

As they all sat down they noticed that all three of their pints had a fly floating in the froth.

The Englishman pushed the pint away and exclaimed "that is totally disgusting I will never drink here again!"

The Irishman didn't make a fuss he pulled the fly out threw it on the floor and drank his pint.

The Scotsman picked up the fly by its wing, held it up and shook it fiercly shouting "SPIT IT OOT YA BUGGER SPIT IT OOT!"

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