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Great Sermon

Joke Submitted By:: Linda Baxter

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the priests hand. He said, 'Father, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The priest said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand pounds in the offering plate!'

The priest said, 'No shit?'

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