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Full Membership
The adult jokes on this site can be found inside the members area which requires a small membership fee to get access to.
Why Do You Charge Me To Get To The Adult Jokes?
My main reason, other sites may not care but I DO!! Adult jokes are for Grown ups and are not suitable for kids. The only way to truly stop the kids getting access without an adults consent is to make the adult area subscription based.
Also you are not just paying for adult jokes there is much more than just jokes in the members area.
Here's what you get:
1. Let's deal with the jokes first. This is not like other joke sites, there are no crappy jokes in my adult area. Unlike other sites I sit here vetting the jokes sent in, hundreds of them, I sit here and read them and reject the rubbish so that you don't have to wade through 100 crappy jokes to get one good one.
2. Not only do you get the jokes but you get access to downloads of my comedy songs, which will include new comedy songs I write in the future and other gems you can not get on my cds. These downloads are exclusive to my members. There are currently 7 downloadable comedy songs in there, that would normally cost you £8 if you use the price structure of my main site.
3. As well as all that there are my other freeby pages. With free program downloads for your pc I have found on my travels.
4. You get access to the adult jokes newsletter sent every week to keep you laughing all year.
How Much Does It Cost Then Desmond???
Wait for it........Are you sat down??????...... It costs £2 per year, that's just over half a penny per day!! How many times have you walked out of a shop and left your coppers on the counter, that is what we are talking about here coppers! (There's some good copper jokes in there too hehe.)
They say laughter is actually good for your health so look at it as medical insurance.
It's entirely up to you!
To order full membership click the link below. As soon as you pay at paypal you will have access to the members area FOR A WHOLE YEAR!
Your user name will be the Paypal email address you use to purchase your membership. You will get an email once your membership is activated.
Click here to become a full member of Garry Desmond.com
The adult jokes on this site can be found inside the members area which requires a small membership fee to get access to.
Why Do You Charge Me To Get To The Adult Jokes?
My main reason, other sites may not care but I DO!! Adult jokes are for Grown ups and are not suitable for kids. The only way to truly stop the kids getting access without an adults consent is to make the adult area subscription based.
Also you are not just paying for adult jokes there is much more than just jokes in the members area.
Here's what you get:
1. Let's deal with the jokes first. This is not like other joke sites, there are no crappy jokes in my adult area. Unlike other sites I sit here vetting the jokes sent in, hundreds of them, I sit here and read them and reject the rubbish so that you don't have to wade through 100 crappy jokes to get one good one.
2. Not only do you get the jokes but you get access to downloads of my comedy songs, which will include new comedy songs I write in the future and other gems you can not get on my cds. These downloads are exclusive to my members. There are currently 7 downloadable comedy songs in there, that would normally cost you £8 if you use the price structure of my main site.
3. As well as all that there are my other freeby pages. With free program downloads for your pc I have found on my travels.
4. You get access to the adult jokes newsletter sent every week to keep you laughing all year.
How Much Does It Cost Then Desmond???
Wait for it........Are you sat down??????...... It costs £2 per year, that's just over half a penny per day!! How many times have you walked out of a shop and left your coppers on the counter, that is what we are talking about here coppers! (There's some good copper jokes in there too hehe.)
They say laughter is actually good for your health so look at it as medical insurance.
It's entirely up to you!
To order full membership click the link below. As soon as you pay at paypal you will have access to the members area FOR A WHOLE YEAR!
Your user name will be the Paypal email address you use to purchase your membership. You will get an email once your membership is activated.
Click here to become a full member of Garry Desmond.com